Baseball season starts this week, which means the teams get to announce the CRAZY new foods they’re going to be selling at their ballparks this year. And the Texas Rangers are the early contender for craziest. When the season opens, they’ll be selling a PICKLE CORN DOG. It’s a pickle that’s hollowed out . . . they put a hot dog inside . . . and then cover the whole thing with batter and deep fry it. So it’s like a corn dog that ALSO has a huge pickle inside. They’re calling it the Dilly Dog because . . . um . . . I guess the word “dilly” is hot right now and they’re trying to get in on that?
(Here’s a picture.)