A few days back, there was talk that ‘Dilly Dilly’ was included on a list of phrases that were banned from the Masters this weekend . . . and if anyone shouted them during play, security would immediately kick them out.
Now, the site SkratchTV claims it has the full, ‘official list’ of phrases banned at Augusta. It’s so ridiculous that it’s almost surely a joke . . . but so is the idea that they would specifically BAN anyone from saying ‘Dilly Dilly,’ so who knows.
In any event, here’s the full list . . . just for fun:
1. “Dilly Dilly”
2. “Baba Booey”
3. “Mashed Potatoes”
4. “You Da/The Man”
5. “I Love Martha Burk”
6. “Sweep the Leg Johnny”
7. “Annika Sorenstam Loves Trapeze” (???)
8. “Free Meek” . . . (Mill?)
9. “Dinklage for President”
10. “To Infinity and Beyonnnnnd”
11. “Activate the Glutes”
12. “Jimmy Carter Eats Peanuts”
13. “Hey Security, Can You Pick Me Out of This Sea of People?”
14. “R.I.P. Harambe”
15. “Nobody beats the Wiz”
16. “Brandel’s My Daddy”
17. “Bikini Wax”
18. “Drive It Miss Daisy”
19. “(Insert Band Name) Should Be in the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame”
20. “Can You Hear Me Now? (Good)”
21. “Hashtag (Anything)”
The fact that it DOESN’T include “GET IN THE HOLE!” basically proves it’s a satirical list. By the way, even though there were rumors that there was some sort of list of banned phrases, we don’t know that for sure.
And it seems strange that they’d ban particular phrases, as opposed to the ACT of shouting to disrupt the golfers. Because ultimately, why does it matter?