Tired of your basic dating websites that hasn’t seemed to work out for you? How about Smell Dating?! Seriously, this is a real thing!
If you sign up, you get mailed a shirt with the instructions. It says you shouldn’t use deodorant or perfume, that why you don’t mask your natural odor. Then you’ve got to just do everything you normally do all while wearing the shirt. If you smoke, smoke. If you workout, be sure to hit the gym while wearing the shirt.
After three days, just mail the shirt back to the company and they’ll send you 10 other people’s funky smelling shirts. Take a nice big whiff of theirs and pick which funk you think matches well with your funk! If it’s a mutual match, you’ll be given each other’s phone numbers.
Time to find true love with just your nose!