An ad on Craigslist in Nashville is offering to hire someone to break in his/her converse just in time for “Day Drinking Season.”
This person wants you to walk around in their shoes all day and make sure they get nice and dirty.
It states:
“Looking to hire someone to break in my new white Converse All-Stars. Day drinking season is creeping up on us and I can’t be seen walking around the Gulch looking like I just got these puppies Amazon Prime’d to my door at the Element. Maybe you can run the bases at a baseball diamond , ’cause The Sandlot is sick.
The general look and style I’m going for is a Thomas Rhett meets Paul Walker FF1 (RIP FAM). I usually chill at The Back Corner, Kung-Fu, and basically anywhere with Golden Tee. Sometimes I’ll venture into East Nashville, but only when my uncle lets me borrow his dope Café Racer motorcycle. I’d love to have them ready by Bonarroo, they’ll really tie my outfit together. I’ve retired my Toon Squad basketball jersey ’cause we aren’t at ‘SC anymore, and will probably rock a sick Hawiian, maybe my club lax bucket hat.
Bonus points if you break them in as such so there’s a JUUL indent already in place in 1 of the hi-tops so I don’t have to take the time digging through there every time I need to rip some mango. I understand if this isn’t possible, but will compensate accordingly.
Thanks & let the good times roll.”
Looks like a pretty easy gig to me. I wonder how much they plan to pay this person. They need to have some straight up trust to let someone walk around in your shoes for a while and trust they’ll return them.