Blake is Expecting Divorce Jokes at CMAs

Blake Shelton is Expecting to Hear Divorce Jokes at the CMAs

 In case you missed this:  BLAKE SHELTON was on “Late Night with Seth Meyers” on Tuesday . . . and he freely admitted he’s expecting to hear jokes about his divorce at next week’s CMAs.

He said, quote, “This year’s going to be awkward, speaking of jokes.  [Country music] is such a family.  Everybody there is friends, you know?  There’s gotta be one about me and MIRANDA [LAMBERT].

BRAD PAISLEY is not doing his job if he doesn’t look down there and go ‘Ha-ha!’  I mean he’s gotta do it.  You have to address the elephant in the room.”

In fact, it sounds like he’s already cleared Brad to fire away.  Quote, “We’ve had the conversations like, ‘Okay dude, I will go sit there and let you kick me in the face a few times.  I know it’s coming.'”


Carrie Underwood Loves the Smell of Skunks, Has a Massive Crush on Patrick Stewart, and More Things You Didn’t Know About Her

CARRIE UNDERWOOD did one of those “25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me” rundowns for“Us Weekly”.  Here are the highlights . . .

I love the smell of skunk.

I’m an amazing whistler . . . like, “Andy Griffith Show” theme song good.

I can’t see very well but I refuse to wear contacts or glasses, or go to the optometrist. I’m not sure why.

I have a massive crush on PATRICK STEWART.  Always have, always will.

I strongly dislike Valentine’s Day.

I graduated salutatorian of my high school and with magna cum laude honors in college.

(Us Magazine)

Talk about news traveling fast.  Patrick Stewart saw the “25 Things” article and Tweeted that her words excited him more than the results of his bone density scan.  Carrie saw that and posted, “Freaking out, he knows I’m alive.”  (Full Story)


THOMAS RHETT is now a spokesperson for Snap Fitness, which is a 24-hour fitness franchise.  As part of the deal he’ll be hosting boot camps at various cities on his tour.  (Full Story)


Why does CHRIS YOUNG record so many love songs?  Quote, “I think it’s part of who I am.  I definitely love love songs, whether it’s about tequila or actual love songs.”


Reese Witherspoon opened up her first store front in Nashville yesterday. The store is called “Draper James” and carries clothing, accessories and home goods inspired by southern charm. Reese Witherspoon actually grew up in Nashville. See some of her tweets from the event.  @DraperJamesGirl @Rwitherspoon

 

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